Bye bye Boris – with PM poised for exit, who replaces him?
Prime minister and national disgrace Boris Johnson stands on the brink. In the wake of the blonde bullshitter’s latest failure to get his story straight, ministers have been queuing up to resign.
Johnson’s legacy includes appointing some of the most unpleasant people in politics to major roles in government; ushering the UK to Brexit-fuelled financial woe; and generally laying waste to the good standing of Great Britain around the world.
Johnson has refused to stand down
Droves of formerly loyal ministers have walked away from their current roles, in calculated bids to save their own political careers.
Nonetheless, these venal acts of self-interest may at least help rid the UK of the worst PM it’s ever known.
Being the lamentable atrocity that he is, Johnson has refused to do the obvious thing and stand down. Instead he’s burbled nonsensically about “having a mandate to continue”, and other such risible bollocks.
But not all the blame can be laid at Johnson’s door. Literally millions of startlingly misinformed voters chose to back this grotesque parody of a politician, in doing so elevating the fraudulent scrote to the highest office in the land. For shame.
Rishi Sunak is favourite to replace Johnson
In any case, whatever Johnson and his remaining coterie of schmucks are saying, the despicable prick’s time is surely up.
If you can refrain for a minute from basking in the joy that comes with seeing this consummate arsehole get his richly deserved comeuppance, you can place a bet on your choice of next Prime Minister.
Rishi Sunak is the 5/2 favourite, while Labour’s Keir Starmer is a 5/1 shot and surely the country’s likeliest hope to get back on track after more than a decade of disastrous Tory rule. You can find the full list here.
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